Jim Halpert impersonations

I sold paper at this company for twelve years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn’t love every minute of it, everything I have I owe to this job. This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job

stunningpicture:

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

stunningpicture:

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

"Once you lose someone it is never exactly the same person who comes back."
Sharon Olds, “Satan Says” (via sealeo)

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

Via
Canon EOS-1D Mark IV
surf-fear:

photo by Quincy Dein

surf-fear:

photo by Quincy Dein

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

ruinedchildhood:

was this show even real